Thinkin' Lincoln Shirts

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These shirts are super sexy. In fact, they're unisexy. They're screen-printed on American Apparel sweatshop-free cotton t-shirts and they just look real nice you guys. They all feature original designs by me (AND THEY'RE COPYRIGHT © SO YOU BETTER WATCH IT) and I think you would really like to have one (or more) on your body (or bodies).

Sizing

American Apparel's sizing conventions are a little different than you might be used to. PLEASE CHECK THE SIZE CHART IF YOU'RE NOT 100% SURE WHAT SIZE YOU ARE WITH AMERICAN APPAREL. View the AA sizing chart here.

Lincoln Laser Attack!

Lincoln Laser Attack!

In real life we would consider a giant Abe Lincoln destroying cities with his laser eyes a bad thing, technically. But on a t-shirt, it's liable to make you irresistible to the opposite sex. Well, not legally liable. I'm not a lawyer. The point is it's a cool dang shirt.

This comic is sort of related!

The shirt is unisex and comes in laser red.

$18.00 (USD) +shipping

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Lincoln in Space

Lincoln in Space

This shirt features your friend and mine, Abraham Lincoln, adrift in the cold, empty depths of space. In that dark place, you can't make any proclamations at all. Not even for emancipation. I'm serious, proclamations are right out. This is a simple fact of science and politics.

Check out this related comic!

The shirt is unisex and comes in navy blue, the common color of space.

$18.00 (USD) +shipping

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Rasproutin'

Rasproutin'

NEW DESIGN – This shirt features the Mad Monk, Grigori Rasputin, sprouting vines for some reason. Maybe they're tendrils of crazy magic. I don't know. The shirt is just cool, OK? It doesn't need a reason.

The shirt is unisex and comes in laser red.

$18.00 (USD) +shipping

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Any 3 Shirts

Buy Any 3 Shirts and Save!

If you are a thrifty shopper, you might consider buying 3 Thinkin' Lincoln shirts because I have a thrifty deal for you! When you buy three shirts together, which would normally cost $54, you can save 6 bucks and get them all for $48. Pretty sweet!

Be careful to give me all the information I'll need about your shirt choices, or I may not be able to fill your order.

Please tell me what shirts you want, including sizes, in the box below.

$48.00 (USD) +shipping

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Shipping & Returns

I'll ship shirts to pretty much anywhere, but shipping prices are a little higher outside the US and I can't say with too much certainty how long it will take to get there with customs and everything. In the US and Canada, shirts should generally arrive within 2-3 weeks and probably a lot faster.

If your order arrives and there's a problem, you should email me at sales@thinkin-lincoln.com and I'll do my best to resolve it. Remember that I'm just a dude on the internet who aims to please, so I may not be able to help you in certain instances. Like if you got a shirt and then you went to the zoo and a monkey stole it and then you want me to give you a new one, well I might have to say no. (Unless you can provide pictures.)